Two Hands, One Beating Heart

Laura. @chittybangxo. Step into my wittle world. I'll follow ju, if ju follow me <3



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kingofdicks:

ah yes my favorite folder

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rumpelstiltskln:

if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me

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"I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do."
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vampiaries:

i was like “psssh mona isn’t dead because there is no body!1!!!”

and then that trunk opened and i cried

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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

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the-vashta-nerada:

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

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life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

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